Why Sometimes There Just Isn't A Why
November 13, 2010
Yesterday marked the one month "anniversary" of me trying to tweet again. Thirty days and five tweets later I just don't like it. Why?
I don't know.
Why is there not an STD named after Snooki? Why does Donald Trump keep insisting his hair resemble a hurricane surviving spider monkey?
Why do I want to see Steve Buscemi cast as Rhett Butler in a Gone With The Wind remake?
Why did the Portland Trail Blazers take Sam Bowie over Michael Jordan in the 1984 draft?
Why did Lois Einhorn kidnap Dan Marino?
Well, that last one we actually know the answer to. Laces out, Ventura. Laces out.
But with the others...sometimes there just isn't a why behind the why.
Why don't I like Facebook or Twitter? I don't know...I just don't.
So like a top notch Microsoft programmer, I'm throwing logic and intuition to the wind and letting this particular exception ride.