Watching segments of the DNC this week (and I’m sure the RNC next week) remind me of being in my high school gym listening to the popular jocks, cheerleaders and cool kids tell you why we should vote for them as homecoming king or queen or student body president. Not sure if this was true at your high school, but at mine, all of the speeches were filled with lame rhetoric, empty promises and in reality the contest often went in favor of whoever pulled the most ridiculous stunt. I remember one guy partially derobing to flaunt his newly roided, teenage muscles and yet another dressing in a mini-skirt, high heels, wig and makeup. He was careful to point out that he painstakingly shaved his ENTIRE body, which brought uproarious laughter, cheers and a standing ovation.
Simply put, it was a popularity contest.
And sadly, that is exactly what our election cycles have become. Popularity contests.
Is that really what democracy is about? Are we really that shallow and stupid that we’ll vote for whomever makes the most promises or pulls the biggest stunts? Don’t we understand that all those promises cost money? Can’t we see that many of the promises are mutually exclusive? You can’t increase spending and decrease revenue (i.e. taxes) at the same time. I don’t care what the spending is for (war, healthcare, infrastructure, alternative energy development, education or the slew of other things our political jocks, cheerleaders and cool kids are promising) or where the cuts come from. If the first exceeds the result of the second we are screwed. The equation just doesn’t work.
And even if we weren’t dealing with deficits and fuzzy economics I fear we would still make our decisions based upon popularity, or as pundits in media like to call it, “electability.”
Ron Paul didn’t have “electability”, not because of his principles, but because he is a scrawny, 74-year old geezer with a high pitched voice, unconventional charisma and quirky mannerisms. Howard Dean lost his with a simple, visceral scream.
For the last 18 months the Clintons, Biden and a dozen other candidates insisted that Obama didn’t have it. We were assured of this. But now, miraculously, he does. It must be the Denver altitude. (I don’t endorse the plug for the RNC at the end of that video - I just couldn’t find another one that had the clips.)
McInsane, errrr, McBush, errrr, McCain hasn’t announced his running mate yet, but if he follows in the Dems footsteps, rest assured his pick will reek of the same historical contradictions, dichotomies and scitophrenia that the Dems have displayed.
With both parties we are witnessing opportunism at it’s worse. Malleability at it’s grandest. And who’s to blame? Us. You and me. Each and every individual American citizen who has allowed themselves to be duped by sparkly lights, loud music, silly stunts and, above all the feeling of acceptance.
But, hey? It worked in high school so why not utilize the same tactics now? Let’s face it, we live in a Survivor generation, where alliances in all areas of life aren’t based on principles, but on expediency. Afterall, who cares about reality when you can rest in the fleeting acceptance of your peers?